EAT ME + Preach! The Nu Romantic Edition

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Epstein's death was not suicide
Ivana Pegu

Jeff might be dead (not suicide) but Romance is NOT This Feb 14th, its time to fall head over hoop in LURVE with the ONLY three-course vegan dinner alt-drag cabaret and LGBTQIA+++ club night (in Liverpools Baltic Triangle), EAT ME + PREACH!

Let your hair down, snatch a wig, or shave your noggin so it's balder than Non Binary Barbies minge and cum join us at our anti-valentines day cabaret for queer singletons, mingletons and clustered polyps everywhere, The Nu Romantic Edition!

Find Tru Love! Or finally break free of it for one sacred evening. Whether its domestic bliss or a good stiff fist you're after, were taking you out for dinner and a show and boi-oh-boi are we gunna show you a good time...

Watch more miserable people in wigs try to give their lives meaning for small change on stage as you clap indifferently, talk amongst yourselves and drink enough to sedate a small pony before fluttering your falling-off lashes at that wet nelly across the dancefloor, only to face a humiliating public rejection that will haunt your dreams FOREVERRR !

But, FEAR NOT - there's plenty more fish in the sea, bottoms on Grindr AND to cushion the long, hard blow, were serving you LIVE RED HOT DRAG! DJs! SAUCY GAMES! COSTUME PRIZES! SEXY SURPRIZES! And MUCH, MUCH MORE!

Introducing your Primary Partners on our love boat, the earth shatteringly beautiful

Mystikka Glamoor & Auntie Climax!

And your SIGNIFICANT OTHERS for the evening:
The Vicars Daughter
Pretentious Dross
Little Peaches
Vakka Cretina
Tawnya Renelle

*Costume Categories*:
Nu Romantic, All Romantic, bRomantic, Heauxmantic, Transatlantic Preying Mantis, I Heart U Peggy Sue....or Whatever your shitty little heart desires!

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NU ROMANTIC MENU
Starter
Love You from my Head Tomatoes Booschetta
Pumpkin seed & foraged wild garlic pesto bruschetta topped with sunblush tomatoes, slow roast peppers, vegan mozzarella, rocket and a balsamic glaze

Main
Lady & the Tramp Lasagne
A life-changing lasagne wedge featuring all your garden favourites, 3 types of cheeze and a whole lotta lovin' - served with a zippy green salad.

Dessert
Take Another Little Piece of My Tart
Sweet, smooth dark chocolate orange tart with raspberries and whipped creem. It's not Terry's - it's yours!

Dinner tickets ONLY 10 xxxtra! 20 for dinner and a show?
Oh ambassador you really are spoiling us.... Brought to you by the heart-and-gut-throbs at @guacnrollkitchen

All food is vegan and can be gluten-free on request, just email:
eatmeandpreach@gmail.com

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TICKETS available here: tiny.cc/eatmeromcom
Cabaret + 3 Course Dinner + Disco Ticket = 20 (+bf)
Cabaret + Disco No Scran = 10(+bf)
Disco only = 5 (+bf)

Concessions available, just ask! Via: eatmeandpreach@gmail.com

EAT ME wants our events to be as accessible as possible. Please write us a love note at access.eatme@gmail.com with any and all access requires and desires so we can satisfy your needs on the night.

Artwork by glorious trashbag Zee Davine